any ideas?

i know new york can seem terribly glamorous. but sometimes it's just terrible.

last night i took a subway train strait out of dante's seventh circle of hell. i'm not kidding. i've never met nastier new yorker's in all my life. selfish, profane, and unforgiving. 

and then a taxi-cab driver yelled at me tonight. for no reason. i know it was his own stuff, but whoa...he was cruel. 

this is all my way of saying...

i'm now fielding offers for alternative locals...

any ideas?

paris, san fran, chicago?

and if anyone could offer me a job on top of that--well, that would be great!