dearest mother and father,
my birthday is coming soon. remember how i asked for that beautiful purse? forget it.
please send the most durable bed-bug protector covers you can find along with a high quality vacuum.
and don't be surprised if i ask for new bedding come Christmas time.
this morning, in between the snooze button pushes, i dreamt of the bugs. and then i woke to find one on my bed.
right now i would very much like to be rescued.